At the Plush, everyone is excited. No wonder then, from Lexus-driving teaboys to Island-owning secretaries, everyone contributes to the well being of our company.
In an effort to make the world's information more, well, more Google-friendly - we have recently been heavily (and quite profitably) engaged in revising and modifying our various Google legal documents (using online Google docs and Spreadsheets, of course - took a while, but I was excited.)
Based on our astronomically phenomenal IPO, most of the terminology in our old documentation is no longer, say, appropriate to our various functions. Hence, I am happy to announce that some broad-based changes in Google's technical and other terminology have been proposed.
These are including (but not exclusive of) the following:
Pre-IPO Terminology | Proposed "Appropriate" Terminology |
User Experience | Shareholder Satisfaction |
Quality Guidelines | AdWords Appropriation |
Search Results | Targetted Commercial Message |
Keywords | Advertisement Inducing Agent |
Search Query | Parked-page Seeking Phrase |
I'm Feeling Lucky | Go to the Most SEO Optimized Ads Page |
Don't be Evil | Don't be Microsoft® |
We hope to have these proposals breeze through our Annual General Meeting at the International Space Station in June. No breeze there, I know, but goes on to show that I'm just a lawyer with no sense of analogies (make it AdSense, please.)
